THAT'S MY DJ:
Now Audrey (her sitter) won't move to Canada. Now my parents won't go crazy. Now my point won't be defeated. Now my mom won't think she didn't help. All because he won.
When it happened, there was shrieking outside. The first thing that went through my mind was: oh great, some drunk party. Now how will I fall asleep. Drunk party. That's until my dad called me. I crawled up the stairs. And then it really happened for real. More screams. Happiness.
(dad/designerman transcribes this with enormous pride and a big smile on his face)